got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
