She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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