Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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