all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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