Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My vagina just clenched in fear
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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