your room smells of hookers.
And success
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
