real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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