I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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