STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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