I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize