Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
