I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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