no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
