Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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