I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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