I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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