he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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