Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
its not stalking. its research.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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