Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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