just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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