does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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