I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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