who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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