Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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