If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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