Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he quoted the bible to break up with me
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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