Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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