I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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