Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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