Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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