I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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