the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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