If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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