So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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