Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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