okay pat passed out under dana's car
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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