it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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