His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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