You really coming over, don't trick.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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