we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just invented taco cereal.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Can I color on your dick again?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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