its not stalking. its research.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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