I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Do vagina's smell?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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