Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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