you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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