wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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