Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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