I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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