what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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