oh god the rape fog is back!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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