The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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