Do you still have your period?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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