Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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