Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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