If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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