Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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