your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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